Okay folk, first download this mp3 and while you're doing that, I'll explain:
I'm trying something different today; having sworn off flesh and blood women, for obvious reasons;- I took a couple of food-pills, hopped into my flying car, and went out and bought myself a couple of sexbots, (why not? after all this is 2011).
They're working out so well, in fact, that I have even let them write the blog:
So, without further eloquence; todays' 'Things and also Stuff' was inspired by the fembots' horror when they heard R2D2 described as a 'McGuffin' on the commentary of the Star Wars DVD.
You can listen to their version or read my version, but I recommend you do both at the same time
'Sense and Sensibility' is a meaningless title, it just more or less means the same thing twice. This was not always so.
It seems to be that 'Sensibility' used to mean something more akin to 'Sensitivity' and vice versa.*, so the title of the Jane Austen novel: 'Sense and Sensibility' would be more readily comprehensible in modern English if it were re-named 'Sense and Sensitivity'.( One sister is all prudent and careful-like: 'Sense', and the other is all about emotions feelings: 'Sensitivity').
Why and how the words 'Sensible' and 'Sensitive' so dramatically changed meanings since the 1800's ,I have no idea. But they definitely did, and they retain their original meaning in their French, Spanish and Italian counterparts; leading to occasional confusion.*
I'm only bringing it up today to demonstrate that I am aware that words can dramatically change their meaning over a fairly short period of time.
So, you may ask; if I can accept that language is organic and fluid, and that words change meaning over time; can I ever accuse anyone of using a word 'incorrectly',- simply because they attribute a different meaning to it than the one that I have assigned?
Yep. I think I can.
I mean, I think dictionaries are there for a reason: it's all well and good for language to develop, but I do think we should take some pains to slow down this process.
We should slow it down as much as possible so that language maintains it's comprehensibility for as long as it concievably can. We should resist the temptation to happily bounce along tolerating lazy writing, just because it feels less formal.
Don'tcha think?
Getting back to Jane Austen again, isn't it wonderful that we can read something as bitchy and as perfect as:
"Elinor agreed with it all, for she did not think he deserved the compliment of rational opposition."
and understand it perfectly?
So I wish today to discuss the sad corruption of one the loveliest elements in the modern story makers' jargon; the 'McGuffin'( corrupted and abused by such greats as George Lucas and Harrison Ford, no less).
We all know what a McGuffin is, right?
Well at least we've all heard of one ,No?
Well at least the term is half-way familiar, Yes?
Oh sod it.
Okay books and films and plays and comics have stories, and, as well as 'lost love' and 'personal relationships' and 'punishment from the gods for saying or doing something silly in the first act', sometimes stories have 'McGuffins'.
The McGuffin is the name for a story element coined by Alfred Hitchcock, the importance of the McGuffin lies usually in its' perceived importance; a McGuffin is... a McGuffin should be....ummm ...er... they get the figs and they get the dough and they kind of....
Oh never mind: here's a couple of definitions culled from the electric tube omni-brain we call the web:
"a plot element that catches the viewers' attention or drives the plot of a work of fiction"
^ MacGuffin, Princeton University, WordNet 3.0
" a device or plot element that catches the viewer’s attention or drives the plot. It is generally something that every character is concerned with."
^http://www.essortment.com/all/alfredhitchcoc_rvhd.htm
"a term for a PlotEnablingDevice, i.e., a device or plot element in a movie that is deliberately placed to catch the viewer's attention and/or drive the logic of the plot, but which actually serves no further purpose - it won't pop up again later, it won't explain the ending, it won't actually do anything except possibly distract you while you try to figure out its significance. More specifically, it is usually a mysterious package or superweapon or something that everyone in the story is chasing."
^http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?McGuffin
Main Entry: McGuffin
Part of Speech: n
Definition: in film, a plot device that has no specific meaning or purpose other than to advance the story; any situation that motivates the action of a film either artificially or substantively; also written MacGuffin
Etymology: Alfred Hitchcock's term, based on a story where this device was used in a story set on a Scottish train
^Dictionary.com's 21st Century Lexicon
I could get more but I'm sure that basically you get it by now.I'm also sure that you've noticed that definitions of this word fall into two types: a general one and a specific one, and that these differ on one important point,i.e. is a McGuffin a catch-all term for all plot devices such as diamonds, the microfilm, unobtainium e.t.c.? - or does it only refer to things which seem important but never are?In other words; to qualify for true Mcguffin status, must they invariably transpire to be not as important as they seemed?
A dictionary will not help us here, because the fact is this is contested ground. Hitchcock invented the word, but he did not give it a specific definition.
He said:
I'm trying something different today; having sworn off flesh and blood women, for obvious reasons;- I took a couple of food-pills, hopped into my flying car, and went out and bought myself a couple of sexbots, (why not? after all this is 2011).
They're working out so well, in fact, that I have even let them write the blog:
So, without further eloquence; todays' 'Things and also Stuff' was inspired by the fembots' horror when they heard R2D2 described as a 'McGuffin' on the commentary of the Star Wars DVD.
You can listen to their version or read my version, but I recommend you do both at the same time
When Fembots dream of Electric McGuffins
'Sense and Sensibility' is a meaningless title, it just more or less means the same thing twice. This was not always so.
It seems to be that 'Sensibility' used to mean something more akin to 'Sensitivity' and vice versa.*, so the title of the Jane Austen novel: 'Sense and Sensibility' would be more readily comprehensible in modern English if it were re-named 'Sense and Sensitivity'.( One sister is all prudent and careful-like: 'Sense', and the other is all about emotions feelings: 'Sensitivity').
Why and how the words 'Sensible' and 'Sensitive' so dramatically changed meanings since the 1800's ,I have no idea. But they definitely did, and they retain their original meaning in their French, Spanish and Italian counterparts; leading to occasional confusion.*
I'm only bringing it up today to demonstrate that I am aware that words can dramatically change their meaning over a fairly short period of time.
So, you may ask; if I can accept that language is organic and fluid, and that words change meaning over time; can I ever accuse anyone of using a word 'incorrectly',- simply because they attribute a different meaning to it than the one that I have assigned?
Yep. I think I can.
I mean, I think dictionaries are there for a reason: it's all well and good for language to develop, but I do think we should take some pains to slow down this process.
We should slow it down as much as possible so that language maintains it's comprehensibility for as long as it concievably can. We should resist the temptation to happily bounce along tolerating lazy writing, just because it feels less formal.
Don'tcha think?
Getting back to Jane Austen again, isn't it wonderful that we can read something as bitchy and as perfect as:
"Elinor agreed with it all, for she did not think he deserved the compliment of rational opposition."
and understand it perfectly?
So I wish today to discuss the sad corruption of one the loveliest elements in the modern story makers' jargon; the 'McGuffin'( corrupted and abused by such greats as George Lucas and Harrison Ford, no less).
We all know what a McGuffin is, right?
Well at least we've all heard of one ,No?
Well at least the term is half-way familiar, Yes?
Oh sod it.
Okay books and films and plays and comics have stories, and, as well as 'lost love' and 'personal relationships' and 'punishment from the gods for saying or doing something silly in the first act', sometimes stories have 'McGuffins'.
The McGuffin is the name for a story element coined by Alfred Hitchcock, the importance of the McGuffin lies usually in its' perceived importance; a McGuffin is... a McGuffin should be....ummm ...er... they get the figs and they get the dough and they kind of....Oh never mind: here's a couple of definitions culled from the electric tube omni-brain we call the web:
"a plot element that catches the viewers' attention or drives the plot of a work of fiction"
^ MacGuffin, Princeton University, WordNet 3.0
" a device or plot element that catches the viewer’s attention or drives the plot. It is generally something that every character is concerned with."
^http://www.essortment.com/all/alfredhitchcoc_rvhd.htm
"a term for a PlotEnablingDevice, i.e., a device or plot element in a movie that is deliberately placed to catch the viewer's attention and/or drive the logic of the plot, but which actually serves no further purpose - it won't pop up again later, it won't explain the ending, it won't actually do anything except possibly distract you while you try to figure out its significance. More specifically, it is usually a mysterious package or superweapon or something that everyone in the story is chasing."
^http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?McGuffin
Main Entry: McGuffin
Part of Speech: n
Definition: in film, a plot device that has no specific meaning or purpose other than to advance the story; any situation that motivates the action of a film either artificially or substantively; also written MacGuffin
Etymology: Alfred Hitchcock's term, based on a story where this device was used in a story set on a Scottish train
^Dictionary.com's 21st Century Lexicon
I could get more but I'm sure that basically you get it by now.I'm also sure that you've noticed that definitions of this word fall into two types: a general one and a specific one, and that these differ on one important point,i.e. is a McGuffin a catch-all term for all plot devices such as diamonds, the microfilm, unobtainium e.t.c.? - or does it only refer to things which seem important but never are?In other words; to qualify for true Mcguffin status, must they invariably transpire to be not as important as they seemed?
A dictionary will not help us here, because the fact is this is contested ground. Hitchcock invented the word, but he did not give it a specific definition.
He said:
"It might be a Scottish name, taken from a story about two men in a train. One man says "What's that package up there in the baggage rack?", and the other answers "Oh that's a McGuffin". The first one asks "What's a McGuffin?". "Well", the other man says, "It's an apparatus for trapping lions in the Scottish Highlands". The first man says "But there are no lions in the Scottish Highlands", and the other one answers "Well, then that's no McGuffin!".
So you see, a McGuffin is nothing at all..."
Oh Hitch, you lovable old wind-bag. Only you could be so maddeningly enigmatic and so completely specific at the same time. Don't give us such a great word and such a central term to your whole philosophy of storytelling and then tell us that it means nothing at all! Unless...
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, what I believe to be of paramount importance in this anecdote, is the setting. Why? I ask you, did Alfred set his illustrative parable on board a train? Perhaps you feel that it's for no other reason than that's as good a place as any for strangers to discuss luggage. You may be right.
I do not concur.
Let us listen to the evidence again and consider the setting and the interchange in situ:
"It might be a Scottish name, taken from a story about two men in a train. One man says "What's that package up there in the baggage rack?", and the other answers "Oh that's a McGuffin".
Clackety-clack, Clackety-clack, Clackety-clack, Clackety-clack,Clackety-clack,...
The first one asks "What's a McGuffin?". "Well", the other man says, "It's an apparatus for trapping lions in the Scottish Highlands".
Clackety-clack, Clackety-clack, Clackety-clack, Clackety-clack,...
The first man says "But there are no lions in the Scottish Highlands",
and the other one answers
Clackety-clack,Clackety-clack,Clackety-clack,
"Well, then:
Clackety-clack,Clackety-clack,
that's no McGuffin!"
Clackety-clack, Clackety-clack, Clackety-clack, Clackety-clack,...
Whistle and steam
The train enters a tunnel and the carraige is plunged into darkness.
When it emerges back into the light, the scotsman, his mysterious package and his interrogative companion are nowhere to be seen: in their stead, a portly middle aged man in a black suit with a large bow fiddle case. He undoes the clasps on the case and opens it revealing... nothing. Not even a bow fiddle. He turns, looks directly into the camera and with a dead-pan expression says:
"So you see, a McGuffin is nothing at all..."
Okay so I overdid it on the end bit, so really just consider the MacGuffin as far as the tunnel. From the time that our Caledonian traveller places his strange parcel on the rack it becomes the focus of the story.
We are then told a name and we get to wonder what the name means.
We anticipate new knowledge, and not until we hit that tunnel are we aware that we've simply met a Scotsman who has a roundabout way of telling people to mind their own business.
It matters not a jot.
Why? Because simply speculating on the elusive McGuffin has already taken us miles into our journey.
That, as I see it, is the true nature of the Hitchcockian McGuffin. To simply lend an interest and focus as the story begins; simply to get us past those first few train stations,and suburbs and deep into unknown territory.
With this in mind as a McGuffin we can see what a perfect example we have in Psycho. A woman steals money and skips town. The audience wonder:'Will she get away with it?', 'Will she just bring it back?','Will she get caught?', nobody wonders 'Will she get chopped up in the bathroom by a lunatic transvestite when she's taking a shower?'
This is because we are every bit as distracted by the McGuffin, as the traveller was intrigued by the parcel.It's like telling someone to pay specific attention to the fact that 'T.S. Eliot' is an anagram of 'toilets', and that when T.S. Eliot described the the ‘meaning’ of a poem - he compared it to a bone thrown by a burglar to distract the watchdog of the mind while the poem goes about its own, deeper business: he was describing his version of a McGuffin and the anagram of his name is of no importance.
I hope I have gone someway to illustrate the McGuffin as I interpret it and why I believe it is erroneous of George Lucas to describe the plans for the Death Star as a McGuffin.
And why neither 'the Ark' nor 'the crystal skull' nor the 'holy grail's is a McGuffins no matter what Harrison Ford claims.
Hitchcock left us with a parable, not a definition, so the borders of McGuffindom are hard to patrol; between 'diamonds', 'rosebud', 'secret formulae' and 'letters of transit' there are a lot of maybes and few 'pure' examples of what he was getting at, but one thing I am sure of:
Death Star plans aint it. Whatever the man on the train was up to, he wasn't looking for Ould Ben Kenobi.
It can be argued that McGuffin has been so widely mis-used for so long that the word no longer actually means what it meant and that it has now gone the way of 'sensibility'.
If this is true, I can think of nothing more tragic:
The McGuffin gone: the loss of a great word, from a great man, for a great concept
and a victory to ignorant indifference.
For a bonus point, i'm gonna leap on board this train of thought...
ReplyDeleteThe Maltese Falcon is probably one of the more famous Mcguffins in cinema history, it is referenced in the title of your play, but not mentioned in this post.
I'd hazard a guess that theres more than an ounce of Mcguff in your play then, is it that the play is the thing to catch the guff?
That is to ask, do you consider the play/script in the Maltese Falcon is Already taken to be a veritable Mcguffin?
Having not been able to access the links provided i'll venture that in Star Wars the Death Star is a Mcguffin because the movie is actually about Skywalker's spiritual awakening, as such, the death star is just a means to an end?
(As for the Indiana Jones series, well i'd rather not put that much time into this)
Also as Mcguffin is a relatively recent neologism, is it not misleading to compare to the semantic shift in a more commonly accepted and integrated word such as 'sensibility'?
The play is a roundabout way of telling the audience to mind their own business... so it does have that in common with the original McGuffin of Hitch's anecdote; It's really just something that I wondered was there any circumstances under which you'd get away with it...
ReplyDeleteLucas claims on the DVD commentary that the plans for the Death Star (contained in R2D2) are a 'McGuffin'. And by that he means standard 'plot device'. The Death Star plans are of paramount importance right up until the films climax.
This seems to me to be a very different idea of what a 'McGuffun' is, than like as what Alfred meant: I mean I know he's George Lucas and all but he's still wrong on this one. I think he should be called on it, rather than expanding the definition to suit Mr Malaprop of Skywalker ranch.
'Sense and Sensibility' is actually a very clever title, once you go to the trouble of figuring it out, I think it's sad that it doesn't scan as readily as the 'compliment of rational opposition' quote. I think because McGuffin is more recent, such complete corruption of it is even less forgivable.
I cry 'Foul', and 'Bad Show George'- and 'Mr Ford; you're no better!': I intend to snub them both when I see them in the club, and if they wish to discuss either sporting matters or the weather they shall be met with curt replies followed by icy silence.
Icy.
That'll larn 'em.