I fell off the fag-wagon in spectacular fashion.
Rather than take the responsibility of my own failure, I've decided to blame alcohol.
What's all this about alcohol? we thought your body was a temple?
Well um.. okay let's put it this way: my body will never be a temple but has been a derelict squat and recently the owner decided to invest in it and do it up a bit.
Unfortunately the crew he hired for the job were absolute cowboys and last night they had their own party in the place and wrecked it even more.
Its time for a few P45s to be handed out and I'm afraid an alcohol ban for the next month is in order...
God help us.
a derelict squat of a body?
ReplyDeleteGrant Morrison would be pleased, if its the Shock Im thinking of.
Classical Conductor goes homeless?
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