Okay, "What is this all about?", you might well ask, and why wouldn't you? I mean to say, a six-year hiatus- is a hiatus and a half!. ( chronologically speaking ) ...Well, it's like this, my friendly internet void, there is a very simple explanation, a very simple explanation indeed; it couldn't be simpler, as far as explanations go and that self-same explanation is... that I am simply trying to improve my typing speed. I would like to type faster than I do at the moment, I mean to say, I 've written oodles of nonsense in my time, (oodles I tell you!) but always in a rather sluggish, manner; A pedestrian pace, if you will.. that is to say, while my general typing style involves generally more than two fingers, it also involves staring at the keyboard more often than the screen- and that, my friends is simply 'Not On'. So , having realised this about myself and deciding that it simply would not do I then thought to myself, " What can I do to speedy-up my general keyboardery?" and the obvious was "write" and an answer like "write" leads one to a tedious argument of insidious intent to lead you to an overwhelming question, Oh do not ask "What is it?" let us go and plagiarise T.S.Eliot...